LATE NIGHT SURPRISE

Horace was all ready for bed when he heard a knock at the door. When he opened it he couldn’t believe his eyes. It was Agnes! “I took an early train” she said. Horace didn’t even wait for her to put her bag down. “I’ve missed you so much” he said as he grabbed her for a hug. Agnes was so exhausted that all she wanted to do was go straight to bed. As they snuggled in together, Agnes leaned over to Horace and whispered. “Have you been eating in this bed?” Horace quickly propped himself up on his pillow, “Why would you ask me that?” he replied. Agnes put his face in her hands and grinned, “Because these sheets are clean.”